Ailager

Goddess of squashed animals, as in "Oh God what was that I hit?". She is also a recent goddess of travel in four-wheeled vehicles, due to frequent praises along the lines of “God, Why Are We Still Stuck In This Mud? The Fortune Teller Didn’t Say Anything About Rain Today”

Anoia

Goddess of Things That Stick in Drawers. Formerly a volcano goddess but is adapting to the times. Can be praised by rattling a drawer and crying "How can it close on the damned thing but not open with it? Who bought this? Do we ever use it?"

Astoria

Goddess of Love, sister to the goddess Patina

Bibulous

The God of Wine and Things on Sticks. Also known as Smimto and Tuvelpit. He never gets hangovers, those instead happen to his distant relative Bilious.

Bilious

The "Oh God of Hangovers," who gets all of the bad effects of drinking even though he has never touched a drop. He has a supreme dislike of people who drink often. Is praised by chanting "Oh God" multiple times the morning after a late night out. Precision is not necessary.

Blind Io

Blind Io is the king of the gods. Uses a hammer and a double-handled axe. God of thunder and lightning. He is completely blind in the traditional sense but instead has countless eyes orbiting his head. He was eventually compelled to get rid of his raven messengers because of their habit of devouring eyeballs.

Foorgol

The God of Avalanches.

Jimi

The god of beggars.

The Lady

Goddess of Luck. Approves of million-to-one chances, but doesn't like people taking her for granted.

Ikebana

The Goddess of Topiary

Fedecks

Messenger of the gods. He is also the Oh-God of aerial travel (as in "Oh god please let me down").

Flatulus

The God of the Winds.

Fate

It is possible (although difficult) to bargain with Fate, but proverbially impossible to cheat him.

Glenn

God of Light and Death. Imprisioned his siblings for centuries to protect Telkumal's Sword. Has recently come out from seclusion.

Errata

The Goddess of Misunderstandings. Understandably not the most liked goddess and rarely invited to weddings. Once she had Neoldian forge a golden falchion with "For the Strongest" engraved on it and sent it to a wedding. This caused a fight between almost 80 different war gods.

Neoldian

The Blacksmith of the Gods.

Offler

Offler is a crocodile god originating from Chult and is worshipped in most hot lands with great rivers, and even parts of the world that don't have crocodiles at all. He is a very popular god due to his short list of Abominations (limited to a few undesirable foods).

Nuggan

God of Paperclips, Correct Things in the Right Place in Small Desk Stationery Sets, and Unnecessary Paperwork. He was the one that made sure the moon phases sync with the months and that all months have the same length.

Patina

The Goddess of Wisdom. She is usually portraied as a penguin. This is actually due to an incompetent sculptor getting a statue wrong but she usually finds it easier to appear as a penguin than trying to convince people otherwise.

Ptang-Ptang

The god of a small warm country where the people believe there are only 51 people in the world, therefore (at least he believes) he has 51 worshippers.

Wilf

God of astrology. Few people believe in him or worship him any more, so, in an attempt to keep belief in astrology going, he personally writes the horoscopes for some of the broad sheets.

Zephyrus

The God of Slight Breezes. Has been trying to breed Chaos Theory Butterflies for a while, has had some progress recently.

Urika

The Goddess of Snow, Saunas and Theatrical Performances for Fewer than 120 People.

Sweevo

The God of Cut Timber who prohibited the practice of panupanitoplasty among his followers, even though in actuality very few of his followers knew what panupanitoplasty was (he didn't have a clue, either, but did it because it worried his worshippers).

Athalas

God of Getting to where you want to go and Not sailing off the edge of the world. Has also recently picked up being God of Walking in a straight line since prayers for this have picked up quite a bit among youngsters in big cities.